Home Welcome to Short Shark Shop! I’m Lozzy – a 23 year-old Linguistics graduate from the UK. I am obese and unemployed. I complain a lot about those things but have done very little about them thus far. This blog which will document my attempts to become skinny and successful. Here you can read about my life to make yourself feel better about your own life! In my free time I like to play The Sims 4 and mess up my sleeping pattern. I was nocturnal for a good month or so, there… I also adore cats – follow my Instagram if you want to be spammed with photos of my adorable cat Cleo. Feel free to follow me on Twitter too! Links are at the bottom of the page. I hope you enjoy browsing my blog and/or social media! Thanks for visiting and have a nice day!